| "Huzzah, Mirthfifdil! Your Sword of Power was victorious over the Wulfbane the Dragon!" |
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| "It's so hard to get snot out of silk." |
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| "I'll never forget the day you first walked through that door. What a riot -- blood and glass everywhere!" |
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| "Sure, I get sad. But that's when I know it's time to down a few cold ones while watching a little wrestling on the big screen at Hooters." |
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| "We have to get this compact to the Estee Lauder mansion in 24 hours or everyone on the planet will DIE!" |
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| "Boy, that fart stinks. Let me shake your hand." |
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